Barbara H. Peterson on November 29th, 2011

Today Bernie and I would like to say something about censorship. Or, as we like to call it, being polite. There are certain words that no polite person should use in mixed company. Here are those words…

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Barbara H. Peterson on November 20th, 2011

My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill’s provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.

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Barbara H. Peterson on June 3rd, 2011

“Son, ridin’ em’s one thing. It’s the stayin’ on that’s tough.”

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Googly Eyes Gardener Christopher Walken on Saturday Night Live. Hilarious!

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