Barbara H. Peterson on April 10th, 2014

PicaPet Vending MachineThat all-consuming quest for the key to eternal life.

Barbara H. Peterson

Farm Wars

Science will control our shapes, our intelligence, even create new breeds of men – violent men to fight our wars, docile men to do our work – hell on earth. (Jekyll & Hyde, 1990)

Synthetic food, synthetic voice, synthetic body, synthetic memory, synthetic brain, synthetic everything. That is what we are headed for at an increasingly accelerated rate. We are losing our humanity minute by minute and replacing it with technology. This is not an accident. No, it is quite intentional. We are being programmed to accept the theory that technology is somehow better than nature, and that those who use it are superior to those who don’t, when in actuality, we are becoming hopelessly dependent on it.

There is nothing wrong with technology when it is used as a tool for accomplishing worthy goals. However, there is a big difference between using it in a positive, beneficial way, and as a manipulative tool to create terminal dependence as a way of life.

When you become dependent on the machine, those who own the machine own you.

We are increasingly using unnatural means to achieve “real” sounding and “real” looking artificial constructs to replace what nature has provided. Take for example, Auto-Tune technology. This is used to make singers sound on key when in reality they are taking a shortcut to what normally takes talent and years of practice. We have now replaced true human excellence in art with a microwave version of computerized sounds made to appear as human. Read the rest of this entry »

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Barbara H. Peterson on June 19th, 2020

Critical Crotch Control Awareness Alert!

Since we know very little about this highly contagious disease, Corona Crotch, it is imperative that a crotch lockdown be implemented immediately!

Crotch masking is now being mandated in several states.

Inside sources have revealed that this second wave of the Corona pandemic is sweeping across the country at an alarming rate, and in the space of 24 hours has taken more lives than the Parakeet Flu. Don’t let your crotch be the next victim.

Corona Crotch Crisis Contact Tracers are now being hired to investigate this critical development. Previous experience not required.

For any questions please contact the newly formed United Association of Critical Crotch Control established 6-19-2020 for your protection, at coronacrotch@pandemic.crisis. All crotch inspections will be discreet.


Protect your crotch and don’t accidentally kill someone. For the sake of humanity, please wear a crotch mask.

Get your mask today! Use this link to purchase yours at Amazon right away.

May God have mercy on us all.

Brought to you by the CCC – Center for Crotch Control.

Thank you for your cooperation.

I.C. Merkin, Phd – Director CCC

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Barbara H. Peterson on May 25th, 2020

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Barbara H. Peterson on May 24th, 2020


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I am an idiot. I will pay anything for a phony “virus-blocking” piece of paper that I am told will keep me safe and prevent me from accidentally killing those around me.

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Barbara H. Peterson on May 24th, 2020

Del Bigtree Nails It!

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