Critical Crotch Control Awareness Alert!
Since we know very little about this highly contagious disease, Corona Crotch, it is imperative that a crotch lockdown be implemented immediately!
Crotch masking is now being mandated in several states.
Inside sources have revealed that this second wave of the Corona pandemic is sweeping across the country at an alarming rate, and in the space of 24 hours has taken more lives than the Parakeet Flu. Don’t let your crotch be the next victim.
Corona Crotch Crisis Contact Tracers are now being hired to investigate this critical development. Previous experience not required.
For any questions please contact the newly formed United Association of Critical Crotch Control established 6-19-2020 for your protection, at coronacrotch@pandemic.crisis. All crotch inspections will be discreet.
Remember!
Protect your crotch and don’t accidentally kill someone. For the sake of humanity, please wear a crotch mask.
Get your mask today! Use this link to purchase yours at Amazon right away.
May God have mercy on us all.
Brought to you by the CCC – Center for Crotch Control.
Thank you for your cooperation.
I.C. Merkin, Phd – Director CCC
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