Don’t Miss the Mono Satanic Wedding of the Year!

Julian Rose

A Special Report by Big Pharma/Big Agro Weekly News

(Satire…. or is it?)

Farm Wars

Oh happy day! Two entities that are clearly a near perfect match, are to be joined together in hellish madrimony.

On the 21st March, 2018, after due consideration, The EU Monopolies and Murders Commission sanctioned their marriage – for the princely sum of just $666 billion dollars. What a joyous day for the people, plants and animals of planet Earth!

The wedding, between these two infamous same-sex corporates, is to be celebrated with a laboratory prepared Roundup Ready cocktail, which invited guests will be able to savor from specially commissioned asbestos goblets, each bearing the Saturnian insignia’s of the corporate couple.

Cyber waiters, wearing only a fixed smile and an Aspirin, will bring to the table a large bowl of Agent Orange consomme, as black nanotech confetti rains down on the happy couple.

Genetically modified mosquitoes in a rich glyphosate sauce is to follow; garnished with Amflora GM potatoes and further spiced with Monsanto’s very own Flaver Saver tomato dressing. I am reliably informed, that the  eagerly awaited desert will be an organophosphate Golden Rice pudding, served in genetically engineered pig skin bowls with the words ‘New World Order’ inscribed on the outer rims.

A gentle ‘digestivo’ of microwave warmed  Coca Cola will also be served, sweetened by Monsanto’s original saccharin chemical formula, to help settle any over inflated stomachs.

Lastly, for anyone wanting something as simple as a nice glass of water, the Carkill corporation has most generously offered to donate free bottles of its fluoride enriched tap water, for this occasion.

After their sumptuous dinner, guests will be entertained by Lady Bla Bla, Mad Onna and Miley Citrus, a cyborgian trans-gender act famous for its ’emotion free’ performances and costumes entirely made from reconstituted GM chicken thighs. What a grand spectacle!

Tickets will be available for a special public event to follow later in the week at the Head Quarters of The European Commission. Prices will start at $10,000 a head, but there will be a limited number of front row seats available at $1,000,000 each. Those fortunate enough to purchase these seats will get a free ‘MonBay’ T shirt and a bottle of synthetic bovine growth hormone (bovine samatotrophin), enhanced semi skimmed ultra heat treated milk. Book early, as seats are expected to sell fast.

Also available at this event, owing to the generosity of the host corporations, will be special gift vouchers for original 1925 examples of products made using polychlorinated biphenyls (PCB’s), so helpful in plasticating internal organs, but unfortunately banned in the 1990’s after too many people got the irrational notion that they were not doing anyone, or anything, any good.

Finally, the happy couple will leave for their honeymoon so as to consummate their common lust for power. In this case, in a delightfully un-restored Transylvanian castle by invitation of Count Roth-Soros, a great grand son of the much vaunted Count Dracula.  There they will spend a quiet weekend with close fiends and New World Order vampires, planning the next major take-over.

What will it be? Speculation is rife that it is likely to be the World, as nothing else has quite the cache.

Postscript: “When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace” Jimmy Hendrix


Julian Rose is an early pioneer of UK organic farming, a writer, actor and international activist.

He is President of the International Coalition to Protect the Polish Countryside. Julian is the author of two acclaimed titles: Changing Course for Life and In Defense of Life, which can be purchased by visiting .

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7 Responses to “The Monsanto/Bayer Transgenic Knot is Tied!”

  1. susan says:

    And the media is sounding the bells for wall street bliss. This week the news touted the new campaign for gmo’s as gene editing, as if gmo’s have a new day with “CRISPR” “technology”. So says the bought news media, we will all benefit from this new and improved failure to own life once again. There are numerous reasons to proceed with caution with CRISPR/Cas9 applications “It is a powerful, efficient, and cheap gene-editing tool beset with risks for health and the environment. Particularly worrying is its use in gene-drive, a currently irreversible and uncontrollable process once released into the environment.”
    The one type of therapy where immune response may be most dangerous and unavoidable is when Cas9 is produced for a prolonged period of time in a non-immunoprivileged site. In the liver, for instance, the immune system could end up attacking the Cas9-making liver cells.

    “The danger of the immune system turning on a patient’s body hangs over a lot of research into correcting genes. In the late 1990s and 2000s, research into gene therapy was derailed by the death of 18-year-old Jesse Gelsinger, who died from an immune reaction to the virus used to deliver the corrected gene. This is the worst-case scenario that the CRISPR world hopes to avoid.”

  2. Rue says:

    Like all the other corrupt companies of Big Business they could care less as long as the bottom line is theirs and is huge…..if we die in the process– so what, for they will still have their big salaries and companies etc. All the corruption in everything is killing us and until this nation stands together again and states clearly we are not taking it anymore, it will go on. Even then; they will ignore us as much as possible because we are only the people that are in their way. If at the top, it is meaningless that there are we, the people of peons out here…oh yes they care that we buy their rubbish but they know we will because we are stupid about doing anything about anything to save this country. We sit on our computers in front of our tvs and all the other activities we do in living our lives and ignore all that is happening to us! BUT one day, when it is way past anything we can do, it will hit us in the face and be too late to do a darn thing about anything ever again!

  3. George H. says:

    THE DANSE MACABRE PERFORMED BY LADY CACA & SMILEY VIRUS AT THE BAYER/MONSATAN BALL. – Agent Orange Kool Aid and Glyphosate rich Devil’s Food Cake refreshments for all. However, for those of you who can’t attend this gala event, you know, from all the Agent Orange drenched Mekong Delta inhabitants to the insecticide drinking farmers of India, and to the millions of hapless victims worldwide who were SPRAYED AND BETRAYED by the minions of Monsatan, you’ll be happy to note that the infamously evil goose-stepping Nazi company Bayer is now joined at the hip with the Monsatan killing machine, in a monstrous wedding, unique in THE ANNALS OF HELL. Agent Orange, GLyphosate, and Zyklon B is just the beginning folks WAIT AND SEE WHAT THIS SATANIC DUO WILL BE BREWING UP NEXT IN THEIR HI-TECH WITCH’S CAULDRON. Whatever it is, you just know that it won’t be good for humans, their pets, farm animals, and the birds and the bees. But that doesn’t matter (and neither do you) because ONLY THEIR PROFITS MATTER – SORRY CHUMP, THREE STRIKES, YER OUT.

  4. Brent Bielema says:

    Very clever — but satire is not enough! We need to start a widespread countervailing initiative to “Stop Subsidizing Sickness” — i.e. end all taxpayer subsidies for processed (industrial state) food production, and instead have tax incentives to grow clean food without toxic inputs. Also, my mom calls her Lady Gag-gag, which is exactly what this undernourished allergenic vaporware tends to produce for those unfortunate enough to eat it! Now let’s get some clean food advocates like Michael Pollan and Joel Salatin, to champion and enact our initiative so we can all eat healthier!

  5. Abe says:

    LOL I’m sure there’s another 6 hiding some where.

  6. The amount was actually $66 billion. Since the article is satire, 666 was used.

  7. Abe says:

    Hi Barb,

    I heard from Andre Leu the other day. He’s coming to the states to promote his newest book ‘Poisoning our Children’ this spring. It is published by Acres USA. He said he’ll be in Mpls in May. I’m going to try to hook up with him.

    Andre Leu Twitter

    $666 billion dollars aye. 10 years ago, I’d of said what a coincidence. But today I know better, there’s no such thing.

    I always called them Lady Goo Goo, and Mad Donna.

    Maybe some day those responsible will have there heads mounted on a sharp pole by the castle?

    Coke also has aborted kidneys and livers in it thanks to Planned Parenthood (previously know as the ‘Negro Project’)and Senomyx. Hillary so loves Margaret Sanger.