Barbara H. Peterson

Farm Wars

To pee or not to pee; that is the question… Or is it?

So much commotion about who can use the women’s restroom leads one to believe that this is a real problem, when it’s not. Most people that I know are not concerned about where transgenders are allowed to go. Quite frankly, if it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, acts like a duck and pees like a duck, I’m not going to look up anyone’s skirt to check, and I’m fairly certain that no one else is either. Just don’t wag your groove thing at me or you won’t need that operation.

But this is not about who pees where. This is about erasing all personal boundaries. It’s about promoting an ‘anything goes’ attitude that demonizes those who choose privacy over political correctness.

Repeat after me…. ‘We are all the same.’ Yes, the same. No sexual differences, no mental differences, no good, no bad, no ugly. A monotonous herd of nondescript sheep, following the leader into the kill pen.

Like our political system of Republican vs. Democrat, the choice should not be one or the other: Either subject yourself to a free-for-all in the women’s potty or you must be a bigot and hate all gay men. This is complete idiocy. And yet, the debate goes on, courts fill up, newspapers print the controversy, lawyers make money, and the world spins to the tune of ‘I Just Wanna Be Me.’ Meanwhile, back at the potty, we just want to feel safe while doing our thing in what should be our most private area. But noooooooo. Can’t have that, now can we? At least not without the Potty Police. Just how low can the control grid go? Lower than a boa’s belly as it swallows its prey.

Government control. It’s insidious. It restricts our every movement. Like the hotwire strung around a pasture that does not need to actually be hot because the animals are trained to stay away from it after having experienced the shock. Mentally conditioned to respect the fence line. And that fence line represents the boundaries inflicted by the manufactured need to accept government control over every aspect of our lives. We are being programmed to respect the control that those in ‘authority’ exert over us when we accept the false narratives set in front of us as real and valid. When we expend our energy in fighting the ridiculous fight over something so simple even a 5 year old could understand it, we are playing into the game, and that game is called the Hegelian Dialectic – Problem; Reaction; Solution.

Problem: Women having their own bathroom in stores is unfair and discriminatory against the gay community.

Reaction: A huge ‘issue’ is raised regarding forcing store policy to allow men who identify as women to use the women’s bathroom. People become polarized over who should be allowed to pee next to Mom when she goes to town and shops at the nearest Target. There is outrage on both sides. Tempers flare, anger erupts, and ‘bigotry’ becomes the battle cry of the day.

Solution: The ‘gay’ issue is brought to the forefront and people are encouraged to accept that there are no boundaries, everyone is the same, and we choose which sex we are – chromosomes and genitalia have nothing to do with it. Just one big, sexless blob until we decide what to be. And those who choose to disagree will beg the government to intervene. After all, our privacy is at stake!

This appears to be why there is such a strong push to break into the women’s potty when no one would even notice anything odd about the gal next door if not for the five o’clock shadow. What business is it of the government’s to decide just who can pee next to whom? And why does it even want to? Why does a coyote eat chickens? Because that’s its nature. Governments seek control like ducks take to water because that is their nature.

So, what is the real solution to the potty problem? The issue would logically appear to hover around multi-toilet bathrooms since single toilet bathrooms already provide privacy via a locked door. So, how about three bathrooms? ‘Male,’ ‘Female,’ and ‘Neutral.’ Problem solved. Easy. Simple. No boundaries are crossed, women and children can feel safe while urinating, and those who forgot to shave can use the third option.

No muss, no fuss, no government intervention flushing our rights down the toilet, just let the people decide whom they want as potty mates. The businesses will either accommodate or lose customers.

Unless, of course, an actual solution is not the real goal of the dispute…


©2016 Barbara H. Peterson


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8 Responses to “America’s Potty Wars”

  1. Irene says:

    I built a cheese factory and the law requires that the bathrooms be handicap accessible. Dimensions are minimum of 8 feet by 8 feet with hand rails and wheel chair ramps. Average cost is 10,000 for 1 handicapped bathroom so I spent 20,000 dollars to make my cheese factory available to the rare wheel chair bound man or woman. I will fight if I have to put an other handicap bathroom for transgender cripples. The only thing turning up less often than crippled people around here is transgender people. For years I thought girls in cow boy hats were the definition of transgender and they always remove the hat in the house / bathroom, etc..

  2. George H says:

    Call me an old fashioned kind of guy, a traditionalist, or a hidebound geezer if you must, but if you were born with outside plumbing you’re an XY, and if you’re born with inside plumbing you’re an XX. The former use the Men’s room, the latter the Women’s room. These are bathrooms not “Changing” rooms. You can’t change your gender by going into the opposite sex’s bathroom. XX chromosomes and XY chromosomes are the biological determinants here, not PC obfuscation. Or as Kelley Johnson said “KISS” Keep It Simple Stupid.

  3. Jim Beam says:

    What RATIONAL mother would want her 13- or 14-year-old daughter in the school’s locker room showering with a nude 13- or 14-year-old boy? Is this insane or what?

    What mother would want to come out of the booth with her 6-year-old daughter seeing an adult male displaying his privates to the child?

    If there really is a problem with a homosexual boy in the boys’ locker room — the problem is easily solved. By a phys-ed teacher being present as the boys shower. If the gay boy has a penis and testicles — what’s the problem with being seen by or seeing other boys in a stage of nudity?

    This Obmaesque Insanity is going too far. Something so sick, so insane it transcends politics and political control over people.

  4. kat says:

    Joan Rivers had her throat cut bc she mentioned that Michelle was really Michael. She did not care, it was a known fact.

    So, she died. Throat cut of a comedian that told the truth.

    Now, Obama wants to act like this is acceptable. Accept his “wife” or “husband” as the case may be. But, think about the scope of the lie that has been foisted on us for decades regarding who exactly this Obama and his “wife” the so called First Lady really is? They lied about the basic truth of who they are. Not even considering the fact that most of Obama’s so called history does not check out. So, who is running this show? I can tell you that if they would dare to murder Joan Rivers for an off hand remark, they are very evil. Liars and very evil. To know the nature of the tree, consider it’s fruit.

  5. Adam says:

    And you would find “Michelle” in the men’s room taking a dump, because “Michelle” is a man……

  6. James says:

    A “Mens” room..OK A “Womens” room.. OK and a “?” room.. OK Problem solved.

  7. Pamela says:

    Either trans people need to use the facilities according to their bological sex or there needs to be a third bathroom option.

  8. Abe says:

    My first and last on this idiotic topic!
    There’s enough sickos as it is today in the men’s and women’s bathrooms. Pervs are pervs! Why do they do this crap! THERE’S ONE THING YOU LEFTY’S NEED TO KNOW.
    IT CALLED UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES! This just gives the perves another tool, and more studpider stories than we already have today!!

    Take the mop room out, throw the tub, mop, etc, in the men’s room, and make the damn mop room for them that are confused.

    My mom always told me “God loves stupid people, that’s why he made so many”.

    Don’t worry about loosing your pension! But wouldn’t it be a great honor to take a dump with Michelle Obama.